Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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