so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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