Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
