i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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