I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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