You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
