like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i wish my penis had a tongue
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
