I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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