Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
So. Much. Porn.
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