Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
