Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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