I've blown a few things in my day
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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