I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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