I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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