This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
tell me about the fingering
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