Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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