We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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