ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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