then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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