just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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