I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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