My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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