And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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