to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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