youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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