like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she looked like the before picture.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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