ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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