love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
