I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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