Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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