marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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