Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I think your dad took our porno
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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