just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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