STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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