Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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