How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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