i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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