cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
