Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
