Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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