everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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