Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
two words...techno handjob
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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