So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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