these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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