direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
