Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I lost the right to judge tonight
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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