Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
