No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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