Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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