im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
is that a dick in a sweater?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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