Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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