Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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