i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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