omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Michael Bay diarrhea
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
