nut hugger
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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