Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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