Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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